The Sewing Machine Man

• Marks out of 10 for Cover

• Cover Notes

• Brief Description of PLOT (if applicable)

 Tobin decides to quit his dull office job and chance his arm at flogging Sewing Machines.

• Page at which first lecherous description of a BIRD occurs

• Page at which first SHAG occurs

• Page at which Tobin first drinks a Vodka Tonic

• Page at which Tobin first reminisces about a previous adventure

 Obviously this category doesn't really apply here, but it will come into its own in future novels

• Serious points raised

 Working in an office for a living is crap, whilst selling sewing machines in a not altogether honourable way is much more fun, and you get tons more sex.

• Rating on the MORGANOMETER

A magical 10 for Stanley's debut….nothing else will do