TOBIN IN TAHITI

• Marks out of 10 for Cover

• Cover Notes

• Brief Description of PLOT (if applicable)

• Page at which first lecherous description of a BIRD occurs

• Page at which first SHAG occurs

• Page at which Tobin first drinks a Vodka Tonic

• Page at which Tobin first reminisces about a previous adventure

• Rating on the MORGANOMETER